Name: N/A
Bust: Ample
Waist: Cinchable
Hips: Child bearing
Weight: Sweet
Birth date: Young enough to never have worn polyester of my own accord; old enough to remember life before the Internet and cell phones
Birthplace: West Coast represent
Ambitions: Quit my current job for a much better one
Turn-ons: Interrobangs; good grammar; ellipses; anything my boss hates
Turn-offs: My boss; anything my boss likes; general douchebaggery
What I’m Not: My boss
My Philosophy: Live young, die fast; hate thy boss
There Ought To Be A Law: About my boss being able to be my boss; men wearing sweatpants in public
Enough about me … What about you? How about posting a comment on my blog or, better yet, submitting a post for the blog about your office antics at officetells@gmail.com.
